A conversation overheard between Junior and Pumpkin:
“Have you ever kissed a spider?”
“No.”
“I did.”
“What kind was it?”
“A crab spider. C-R-A-B. I kissed a C-R-A-B spider.”
“Do you like them?”
“No. I hate them.”
“Why?”
“Because they’re evil, vicious, terrifying. I hate them with the passion of a thousand million tera-suns.””
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