What kind of spider would that be?

A conversation overheard between Junior and Pumpkin:

“Have you ever kissed a spider?”

“No.”

“I did.”

“What kind was it?”

“A crab spider. C-R-A-B. I kissed a C-R-A-B spider.”

“Do you like them?”

“No. I hate them.”

“Why?”

“Because they’re evil, vicious, terrifying. I hate them with the passion of a thousand million tera-suns.””