Dating Semantics

We thought it time to introduce to the younger siblings the delicate matter of modern courtship, and during the discussion we came up with a few of the principles of dating:
-Having a date with someone involves eating a dried fruit (i.e. a date) with them.
-Dating someone is pelleting that person with said dried fruit.
-Being on a date is a sure way to get sticky feet.
-And finally, getting a person to stand on one of the aforementioned dried fruit and leaving him or her there is what is commonly called “standing someone up on a date.”

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